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Collection of maybe the funnies Dad jokes in internet.

A proud new father

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

“Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something.”

“Dad you dont mea-”

“Yes I do. You’ve earned it.” Says the father as he passes a copy of ‘1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition’ to the son.

“Dad I dont know what to say…I’m honored.”

“Hi honored,” Replies the father. “I’m dad.”

Dad: Level Expert

Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say ‘Wow! Its hot in here. isn’t it?’. the second cupcakes screams ‘AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!’

A rite of passage.

Meet James and Sasha. both 23. in a serious relationship and madly in love. James is worried about children. as he knows there is an honourable history of dad jokes in his family. and he is not sure he can live up to these great expectations. One night. whilst doing the deed. the condom breaks. They are both scared but after a couple weeks and no sign of pregnancy. they go back to their normal lives. and James goes back to worrying about parenthood. After returning home from work one night. James finds a tearful Sasha on the front doorstep. He sits next to her to ask what’s wrong. ‘Honey…’ She replies. ‘I’m pregnant.’ James wipes a tear from his eye. and smiles proudly. ‘Hello pregnant. I’m dad.’